Mon, April 7, 2014
What the F is Optimizely?
Got some reprints, about a thousand of them, Got with a friend that works for the Postal service. Got some 4*6 envelopes, domestic and international stamps. I have extras on top of extras. If you’re interested in some photos, send me a PM. I will get back to you requesting an address. No two envelopes will be alike, and will contain at least 5 photos, but probably as many as will fit into the envelope, like 15. You may or may not want this, but it takes virtually no effort to get in ahead of time.
I will share a personal fact that I’ve never shared with someone in the history of my life ever. We will exist as one the moment you read the text. What you do after that is on you, but I will be the same person, and I will have no choice but to accept how you judge me based on that secret.
That’s an offer. Those are crap phone pics.
Every single place you will go to, visit, see, touch, purchase from, etc…, will have a relationship with one of those things, and you will feel so strongly about them (positive, negative or otherwise) that you will pray for, drink to, update about them, etc…
Also, if you’re interested, Walgreens has a sale on disposable cameras. The price listed is $2 above the regular price, but the total for the 2-pack of cameras is $9.99 with the Balance Card.
I bought 10 of them and a 6-pack of Blue Moons, and if I actually maintained my FB Page, I would have typed this over there and dropped 2 bucks to the Scientology guy on the way home.
Happy Birthday Mr. President.
I’ve been drankin’.
Go to the bar to be alone, checking emails on phone.
Go to the bar to be around people, checking emails on phone.
You didn’t all-of-a-sudden get thirty emails since the last time you checked 2 minutes ago.